A large super-mass has formed a light year from planet Earth, mitigating the force of Earth’s gravitational field and causing livestock, small animals and people to float free up into the stratosphere and beyond. The good news is that after a brief international crisis punctuated by the hellish screams of those falling off the planet’s face, scientists have discovered how to create gravity on the small scale by harnessing the power of electromagnetism, thus enabling humanity to anchor itself to the ground.
On December 22, 2009, In Politricks, By Hope