Quantum Scientist Warns Of Obama Danger

Hope — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 09:54:41 +0000

Barack Obama is causing more than just ripples in the political world, he’s also causing ripples in the space time continuum, according to Nobel winning physicist and self confessed time traveling mad scientist, Ethel Alfredbaum.

“It used to be that we’d just go back in time and try to kill Hitler before he was born,” Ethel explained during a public tour of her secret bunker laboratory. “But ever since Obama was elected and right wingers have been reporting that Obama is actually worse than Hitler, we’ve been stuck with a real quantum quandary. Do we keep trying to kill Hitler, or do we try to eliminate Obama?

Obama Refuses Meeting With Tinky Winky To Keep China Happy

Hope — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 20:54:10 +0000

In a controversial decision that has sent ripples through the international community, the White House said on Friday that President Barack Obama would not be meeting with prominent Teletubby, Tinky Winky.

In spite of Tinky Winky’s widespread popularity and the vast numbers of drooling followers he has amassed in the USA, Obama pulled out of a scheduled meeting with the famous Teletubby with the pink handbag without any form of explanation other than the standard ‘scheduling conflicts.’

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Quantum Scientist Warns Of Obama Danger

Obama Refuses Meeting With Tinky Winky To Keep China Happy