All good stories have a twist. ‘Star Wars’ had Vader being Luke’s father, ‘The Hungry Caterpillar’ had that nail biting butterfly finale, and now it turns out that the real terrorists the world faces are scientists, who are moving forward the hand on the Doomsday Clock, a clock which symbolically represents the countdown to man’s self inflicted destruction.
On January 14, 2010, In Evil Science, By Hope
Barack Obama is causing more than just ripples in the political world, he’s also causing ripples in the space time continuum, according to Nobel winning physicist and self confessed time traveling mad scientist, Ethel Alfredbaum.
“It used to be that we’d just go back in time and try to kill Hitler before he was born,” Ethel explained during a public tour of her secret bunker laboratory. “But ever since Obama was elected and right wingers have been reporting that Obama is actually worse than Hitler, we’ve been stuck with a real quantum quandary. Do we keep trying to kill Hitler, or do we try to eliminate Obama?
On November 24, 2009, In Barack Obama, Evil Science, By Hope
Good Christians across America shuddered on Monday when Barack Obama took another step towards dismantling the Land of the Free and establishing his socialist dystopia by announcing that he would be putting increased funding towards science education, or should I say, ’science devil-talk’, in America.