Life is so hard right now. War continues in the Middle East, genocide and famine continue in Africa and the West is in the grip of a slow recession that just won’t quit. In spite of the fact that the world has always been fairly out of order, it wasn’t supposed to be this bad, was it? It was supposed to be that when we grew up and ran the world, things would be different. Unfortunately, they’re more samey than ever. Who is responsible? I don’t know, but here are some countries I hope do better in 2010.
On December 22, 2009, In Politricks, By Hope
A large super-mass has formed a light year from planet Earth, mitigating the force of Earth’s gravitational field and causing livestock, small animals and people to float free up into the stratosphere and beyond. The good news is that after a brief international crisis punctuated by the hellish screams of those falling off the planet’s face, scientists have discovered how to create gravity on the small scale by harnessing the power of electromagnetism, thus enabling humanity to anchor itself to the ground.
Obama’s popularity is slipping by the day, mostly because his supporters are becoming increasingly aware that they are being sold down the river by the charming smile machine with the politically correct racially blended heritage. If Obama keeps going the way he’s going, liberals are going to end up nodding aggressively whilst watching Fox News, and then what will become of the world?