The sinister shadowy organization behind the much debated New World Order announced that the official formation of the New World Order would have to be put back until 2015 after treasurer, Binky Hawkins, went on a multi-trillion dollar drug fueled bender in the Arab Emirates over the weekend.
“Binky is such a card,” a hooded representative of the New World Order giggled in a rare interview. “We all told him not to mix crack cocaine and horse tranquilizer but you know what Binky’s like…”