Barack Obama is causing more than just ripples in the political world, he’s also causing ripples in the space time continuum, according to Nobel winning physicist and self confessed time traveling mad scientist, Ethel Alfredbaum.
“It used to be that we’d just go back in time and try to kill Hitler before he was born,” Ethel explained during a public tour of her secret bunker laboratory. “But ever since Obama was elected and right wingers have been reporting that Obama is actually worse than Hitler, we’ve been stuck with a real quantum quandary. Do we keep trying to kill Hitler, or do we try to eliminate Obama?