Santa Claus has been banned from operating within the United States of America this Christmas, after investigations revealed that the jolly old foreign national had been operating in trade embargoed nations.
Spokesman for the US Government, Chuck Norris, revealed, “Whilst we appreciate that Santa Claus is free to make his own distinctions between naughty and nice, we believe that several tonnes of depleted uranium is an inappropriate gift for Iran, no matter how many nice letters they sent to his elf infested house in the North Pole.”