I like this guy’s style. A British Priest is courting controversy after encouraging his flock to shoplift. Father Tim Jones made the statement during a recent recounting of the Nativity story, which he broke off in the middle of (everybody knew what was going to happen anyway,) to give his congregation the following advice:
“My advice, as a Christian priest, is to shoplift. I do not offer such advice because I think that stealing is a good thing, or because I think it is harmless, for it is neither.”